theonlylivingboyinnewyork:

eatnsand:

setheverman:

tyleroakley:

oh my god

this. this is art.

Trust me. I’m a mom.

Why does this man dressed up as a woman remind me so much of Scarlett Johanson?

Tue, 18th December • 213,258 notes
chamiryokuroi:
“ rainy-days-will-never-end:
“ dietmountainmadewka:
“ relatablepicturesofhomersimpson:
“ cathugging:
“ relatablepicturesofhomersimpson:
“ philhollywood:
“I always wondered about this room. Where is it?
”
Whenever you notice something...
so I did some research,

thebibliosphere:

rosslynpaladin:

probablywriterrpgideas:

taako-waititi:

and guess what I found out?

GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT???

a gender neutral term for a nephew or niece is the incredibly adorable and wholly excellent title “niefling”

and that means, in the D&D universe, someone can refer to another person as “my tiefling niefling,” and that just brings me an inexorable amount of joy

Considering this is language related it belongs here

I could swear the words was Nibling.

Nibling is also one as it’s a mash up of niece/nephew and sibling, but I’ve also seen niefling more recently too.

Tue, 18th December • 16,369 notes

tooiconic:

by-grace-of-god:

freshest-memes:

image

Roman emperor in a lower temperature

…Caesar in the freezer

…Ruler in the cooler

…Julius in the coolius

Julius in the Coolius

Tue, 18th December • 124,434 notes

frogparty:

oceanicgf:

frogparty:

the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes

are you ok

pomy granite

Tue, 18th December • 108,922 notes
laughingsquid:
“A Brilliant Fake Package That Turns Into a Smelly Mechanical Glitter Bomb When Opened by Thieves
”
Tue, 18th December • 108,067 notes

friendraichu:

platypus426:

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

this is some god tier trickery and i love it

Tue, 18th December • 234,778 notes
WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

rncyanide:

maswartz:

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it”

2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog)

3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged.

4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged.

5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.

So essentially, my expectations were met!

Tue, 18th December • 164,814 notes

louiswillam:

noshirtnoblouse:

what the hell is wrong with this kid

image

which one

Mon, 17th December • 139,327 notes